impyisms

::: Thursday, July 22, 2004 :::

Found this and thought it was hilarious, thought you'd like it too mike.... I found it at http://www.theinquirer.net/?article=1704 if ya wanna check it and other articles out.
By Mike Magee: Monday 26 November 2001, 12:27

Clock speed
Intel: Clock speed is important because ours is highest.
AMD: Clock speed isn't important because ours isn't highest.
Apple: Our computers come in pretty colours.

Performance rating
Intel: PR ratings are misleading. We said so when Cyrix used them, we say so now AMD uses them. They were OK when we used them, though, because we called them ICOMP ratings.
AMD: PR ratings are a vital tool in helping customers ~~choose our processors because they think they run faster than they really do~~ make an informed choice.
Apple: This one's blue. Nice, isn't it.

Price
Intel: Our chips are cheapest.
AMD: Oh no they're not.
Intel: Oh yes they are.
AMD: Oh no they're… [OK, we get the idea - Ed]
Apple: Our computers are more expensive because they're prettier - especially this pink one. µ

People who buy Macs are the same people who said BETA is better than VHS 15 years ago.
--Anonymous

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Did you know that all tv stations use beta to tape the news and now that DVD has taken hold VHS will die before beta. If your going to make fun of a Mac check you facts, after you are done with downloading service pack 92, updating your spyware software and checking for viruses.

::: Comment posted by

Mike : 11:01 AM :::

hahaha, I knew that'd get you going. You know I have nothing against Macs. But it sure is funny to see your reactions.
And just to point it out.... I didn't write the article OR say the quote. I only posted them for you, lol.

::: Comment posted by

impy : 2:46 PM :::