impyisms

::: Wednesday, July 07, 2004 :::

Well, impy was tired last night boys and girls, but I forgot to mention the highlight of my first day back at school. See, it went like this. Started out just fine. This Dell machine sitting there all innocent like in room 206. But when I sat down and grabbed the mouse to go to it, it didn't have a middle scroll button. I realized that wasn't an innocent look, it was a taunting look. OK, no problem, just a simple switcharoo with the unattended Dell down the way. But no! I move it and BAM! Loose all graphics. Thought it went kablooey. When you turned it on, you could hear it spinning up though. Pfft. I put a note on it that read "Out of Order, Please Fix Me".
As you can see from my explanation, it's death was in no way my fault. It provoked me first. I was only reacting to that provocation.
Now then. I can see this quarter is going to be ever so much better than last, even though I have to get up at 6 AM this quarter and stay till almost 3, it still beats last quarter by a long shot. At least I can look forward to learning something this quarter (other than math). Have I mentioned that before? NO MORE MATH!
Oh well, miles to go before I sleep! For future reference, however... Don't even BLINK hard at a Dell, boys and girls. Computer deaths are a sad, sad thing. Even the provoked deaths.

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window.
--Steve Wozniak

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